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A Brief History of Star Wars
Well, in case you haven't heard, Star Wars Episode II is called Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. I guess its a B-Movie or something, the title really doesn't bother me too much, unlike some other people. I think Star Wars is going down the toilet. While Phantom Menace was all out cool, there was one thing that destroyed that movie. Everyone say it with me: JAR JAR BINKS! What a disgrace. The movie is tainted by his presence and AOTC is tainted by his encore presence. Aye ye ye. I came to thinking what the next movie (Ep. III) would be titled. Here are my finalists(along with the other movie titles):

    SquareSoftWizard's Belief in Star Wars (at least for now...)

  1. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
  2. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

    Hypothetical Titles for Episode III

  3. Star Wars: The Jedi Who Shagged Me
    Star Wars VI
    Star Wars: Jedis in Space
    Star Wars: Yoda's Birthday
    Star Wars and the Sorceror's Stone
    Star Wars: Retreat of the Clones
    Star Wars: The Movie

  4. Star Wars: A New Hope
  5. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
  6. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

    My personal favorite is Star Wars: The Movie. Oh yeah, Star Trek is still better than Star Wars.