Happy Headlines SOURCE: http://winn.com/bs/headlines.html These are headlines from newspapers:                 Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers                 Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted                 Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case                 Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents                 Farmer Bill Dies in House                 Iraqi Head Seeks Arms                 Stud Tires Out                 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says                 Prostitutes Appeal to Pope                 Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over                 British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands                 Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms                 Eye Drops Off Shelf                 Teacher Strikes Idle Kids                 Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim                 Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66                 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax                 Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told                 Miners Refuse to Work after Death                 Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant                 Stolen Painting Found by Tree                 Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies                 Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years                 Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One                 Drunken Drivers Paid $1000                 '84 War Dims Hope for Peace                 If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While                 Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures                 Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide                 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge                 Deer Kill 17,000                 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead                 Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge                 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group                 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft                 Kids Make Nutritious Snacks                 Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy                 Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire                 British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply                 Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood                 Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees                 Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half                 New Vaccine May Contain Rabies                 Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing                 Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing                 Air Head Fired                 Steals Clock; Faces Time                 Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff                 Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni                 Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board                 Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors                 Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction                 Sex Education Delayed; Teachers Request Training                 Include Your Children when Baking Cookies