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A Brief History of Star Wars Well, in case you haven't heard, Star Wars Episode II is called Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. I guess its a B-Movie or something, the title really doesn't bother me too much, unlike some other people. I think Star Wars is going down the toilet. While Phantom Menace was all out cool, there was one thing that destroyed that movie. Everyone say it with me: JAR JAR BINKS! What a disgrace. The movie is tainted by his presence and AOTC is tainted by his encore presence. Aye ye ye. I came to thinking what the next movie (Ep. III) would be titled. Here are my finalists(along with the other movie titles):

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SquareSoftWizard's Belief in Star Wars (at least for now...)

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1. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
   
2. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
   

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   Hypothetical Titles for Episode III

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3. Star Wars: The Jedi Who Shagged Me
   Star Wars VI
   Star Wars: Jedis in Space
   Star Wars: Yoda's Birthday
   Star Wars and the Sorceror's Stone
   Star Wars: Retreat of the Clones
   Star Wars: The Movie
   

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4. Star Wars: A New Hope
   
5. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
   
6. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
   
   My personal favorite is Star Wars: The Movie. Oh yeah, Star Trek is still better than Star Wars.